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September 22 2015
WilliamBrandis Posted a Battle Recap: World of GuildCraft: Guildlords of Mistenor
so laterz fog is like 'time to assert our authority on people in wvw' and we're like 'kay' and we teleport there but I'm like a second too slow so I spend the first 45 minutes chasing a blue diamond around on the map while fog tries desperately to lose everyone following him but eventually he gets bored and attacks some stuff so we beat on some walls and there was this one guy who showed up and we rolled on him hard so he basically quit the game because 200 people just violated him in ways that would make 4chan blush anyways we're running around the wilderness and fog starts talking about how nazis or romans I forget probably nazis and romans stold his family name because he hails from a clan of savages and they led a great war against irish people who at that time thought maybe a woman could do something more than make men a sandwich...
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September 22 2015
WilliamBrandis Posted a Battle Recap: Zergcraft 2: Heart of the Zerg
So everyone is waiting around in TS and Fog is like 'lolz sup homies, I just got a new cpu fan' and people are like 'wow that is amazing fog' and he is like 'i know rite' then people teleport over to fight this dragon who exists in multiple planes of realities and fog starts dropping some tactics and is all like 'computer blue darling nikki' and my wife is like 'wtf does that mean?' and I'm like 'I don't know I think fog is like holy crap I've ran this event literally longer than I've been alive if you don't know it by now please go diaf thanks' and she's like 'so what do we do' and I'm like 'well we could ask for help or read up about it but f that let's join the mindless horde' so we run around trying to clip teq's toenails for a bit and then there are some waves and the dragon is like 'wait a minute I'm a dragon and can fly and assault you people from the skies' so he leaves and fog is like 'BLACK CAT DOLPHIN MANEUVER, EXECUTE SOUTH TANGO!" which apparently means run around and attack random things because the massive zerg just kinda wtf whatever so anyways there were some guns and some lady on ts was like 'EAST EAST EAST' and so I go east and kill some stuff and more stuff shows up but then fog is like 'DELTA GREEN TACO!!' so everyone rolls back up and the dragon is like basically the fish from little nemo whose name is dory and is like 'what was I doing? I don't remember, better land, oh shit there are people here better attack them very slowly and dramatically' and then this repeated like 3 times and fog is like 'BURN BETTER!!' and then the dragon dies and people are like 'yay' and then we go to this waypoint and fog plans a cunning ambush where 200 people stand casually on a road in the wilderness waiting for this dude to walk between then and then we are like 'haha, tis an ambush!' and the guy is like 'oh! I am surprise' and we kill him...
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September 22 2015
Jairone Posted a Battle Recap: Event covered for Briseadh and Eiahn:
I know you have had medical issues, and that Eiahn DCd earlier, so we got the run in for you. Hope you are both doing well! Thank you to all that attended, both for your help, and for your patience. It was much appreciated, especially since I was filling the leadership last moment and was not really prepared. You all rock!
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September 21 2015
GmaFog Posted a Battle Recap: Had another Great Saturday
We started out at the Soren Draa Waypoint in Metrica Province and circled the edge of Metrica going counter clockwise. Hearts, Vistas, POIs and Hero Points were plenty - fighting lots of drakes, skelks, and other creatures along the way. Found a few caves with chests and shinys too! Ended up at Michotl Grounds Waypoint where we will start off next time. Many stragglers started following us and there was a great time had by all.
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September 20 2015
LeslieoftheStars Posted a Battle Recap: Star's Raiders Fight!
I want to thank all of you for coming out tonight and fighting so hard! I commanded for 4 hours and in the those 4 hours we spent most of our time in lock down dragged out fights defending our way pointed Keeps from Darkhaven. I am so proud of all you for sticking with me, staying on tag, and not giving up against the mass numbers we had to keep fighting. Again, while we lack in numbers on our server, we do not lack in strength, comradeship, and fortitude - good job all!
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September 14 2015
Caludon Posted a Battle Recap: Queensdale conquering
We had a sturdy group completing map accomplishments for the locals in Queensdale. Many a centaur, skelk, and boar were slain for the greater glory of GSCH! We helped many locals in their efforts to carve out livelihoods also. A fun time was had and we even discovered a secret jumping puzzle complete with rewards for our young heroes. Huzzah!
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September 13 2015
Coaxochdas Posted a Battle Recap: fun run
harder but lotsa loot with a small group
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September 08 2015
LeslieoftheStars Posted a Battle Recap: Dungeon Fundraiser
Thank you all for coming out to the dungeon marathon fundraiser. It was a great success. I also want to thank the ones who stayed longer than they had time for, in order to fit 2 more runs in:). A special thanks to Marean for being so patient. You guys are awesome!
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September 07 2015
WilliamBrandis Posted a Battle Recap: Stuff died
Queensdale was all like "oh noez there is so many monsters plz hlp!" GSCH is all like "whatevs" So a bunch of people show up, some have wings or whatever. Then there is a tornado of death that spans the western half of the map. So many things die. Centaurs are now extinct. Also there was this shadow thing and he was like 'FFUUU GSCH I WILL EAT YOUR SOULS LOL" and we are like 'lolz noob' and then he opens some portals but we close them but he opens them again and then we close those and he opened more and we closed those then he opened some more and we were like 'lol' and kill him with stategery...
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September 03 2015
Zoomzoom Posted a Battle Recap: Best WvW outing I have ever been on
WvW for me seems to usually be the same thing over and over. But tonight on the Smitty birthday night, it was a whole different thing. Seeing 40+ people scatter to all the borderlands seeking out supply. That was fun to see. Watching Golem after Golem roll off the assembly line. Everyone flaming at the same time. Tres Cool. Seeing the rate at which a gate gets destroyed was comical. And of course sticking it to GOM, the icing on the birthday cake. Thank you Smitty for all the efforts, it was a great adventure.
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September 02 2015
Smitty Posted a Battle Recap: 37 Blissfully Wasteful Golems!
Oh, what a day! A happy birthday to me! 45 people in channel, and a Golem rush for the ages. 37 golems were build and manned. We tore through GoM and took objectives with glee and ease! There will be video coming, so keep an eye out for that... But for now, here are a few screenshots for your enjoyment!
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August 30 2015
Caludon Posted a Battle Recap: Retake then push in
We began as a smaller group under Leslie's wings retaking areas on our own BL but as her legend and deeds spread, we gathered many more to our fold and retook much of the BL then pushed in to our enemies' territories, causing havok right and left.
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August 30 2015
Zoomzoom Posted a Battle Recap: Engies in WvW
Terafer hosted a great WvW event where we foces on Engy class. What I learned was that if you have 15 Engies all using Flame thrower, it makes a rather intiimidating entrance ! A number of people use tools and boots as part of their build (I do not, I use bombs to unleash hell) and if you do use tools, choose traits accordingly. Grenades are a great distance attack with lots of OOOOmph. Mortars can do some neat tricks but I didn't catch what they were. Basically, if Terafer is running one of these on a class that you love, you should check it out, you will learn some new things !
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August 26 2015
TernieLaBiscuit Posted a Blog: I've been a busy lady!
I haven't been able to play much of ESO the past few weeks. I have 3 teenagers in high school, and getting them from marching band practice, to instrument lessons, to fundraisers, to football games, picking up from after school activities, and finding time during the day to do all the other things I need to and play this game have been quite daunting. BUT, I think I finally got a bit of a balance going and will have some free time to play the new expansion on Monday. In addition to my kids staying busy with school and extra curricular events, I also am in a skee-ball league that plays on Monday nights...
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August 23 2015
StDrahcir Posted a Battle Recap: Awesome fun and my first PvP experience
I had an awesome time and really enjoyed it. This was my first time ever doing any type of PvP in ESO. This gave me great flashbacks of DAoC and the RvR days. My friend who joined us, Miwaymi (however spelled), was even impressed and asked how often you guys do this because she wants in on more and the guild! Great job Fog and everyone that helped do this!
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August 21 2015
Coaxochdas Posted a Battle Recap: Good run
A good run. Wouldn't have been possible without all the leads from Deacon and Cam the past many moons. Deacon (who knows the map better tan anyone) having the rear made rapid (that was difficult and tiresome to learn to do but so good to know) flanking, staying together, the big picture among other things and Cam (like Emily Dickinson's HOPE) being perched on the shoulder of the team, watching, scouting, making sure everyone was safe and rezzed.
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August 18 2015
Neoyoshi Posted a Blog: Gaiscioch Fan-Art
         "Gaiscioch" What if Gaiscioch were a place, a physical location.    What if one could go there to escape this crazy world.              What would this place look like? This is the core of the idea, and when i started sketching this out only about 2 hours ago, the idea was based around the "tree" Now, what if instead of fruit on this tree, it were houses, apartments, homes; what would that look like? And where would this place be located?    I have never created a Fan-Art of an entire community before, but that is the aim in this project...
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August 17 2015
Caludon Posted a Battle Recap: It was a fun romp through WvW...
Not a perfect run but one where we retook many areas of our own BL lost to bandit raiders.
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August 16 2015
Zoomzoom Posted a Battle Recap: Frantic defense but always arrive in the knick of time
Always arrived to the Lord's room just in time to save the tower. It was the theme of the night and it was a blast. Had a hella of a good time !
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August 15 2015
Terafer Posted a Battle Recap: GSCH aids in SoR Defense agains SF
Thank you all for your time and attention today on Ranger Class Day. Good Fights against superior numbers. We had some great defense on towers and keeps. Hope to see you all again next week.
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