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Draytonn Clovis - Lamentations of a Thief

My player is a noob - “He is the single worst player in the game, all servers combined. He has no concept of attack rotation. It rarely occurs to him to change his weapons mid-fight. Using dots in the middle of a fight rather than the beginning, buffing when he is nearly dead, dodging when he should be finishing. Don’t even get me started on Combo finishers – like speaking Farsi to a penguin for him. Yup, he is the least competent player ever and he controls my every move.”
“The early days weren’t that bad. There is a learning curve, I understand. But you would think after the number of hours he put in on COH/V, WAR, AION, and RIFT that he would catch on. The early experiments with all the different weapons and attacks are painful, but completely necessary. Not everything works for everybody. Each player has his own playstyle, and has to find what fits him best. Unfortunately, my player is probably best suited for crafting. Maybe arts and crafting. With blunt scissors and the kind of paste you can eat without getting poisoned...

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