BUILD MOAR
By: WilliamBrandis
So we were running around doing our thing like we do. I think I'm getting better at this game or Fog is getting slow in his old age because I actually managed to show up on time and stay on tag for the entire night. Anyways, we ran around for awhile and fed kills to the enemies, so on the plus side we hit our charitable goals for GSCH for the year.
Kitty bailed earlier complaining about her coconuts and potato....I think the problem she has is she is using food for her internet and computer. How good is a coconut at transmitting wifi anyway? I know places outside of America don't get to benefit from things like 'internet providers' and 'plastic' but I feel like maybe we should do a gofundme or something so that kitty can play video games. Then again what do I know, I was watching Moana and there was an entire song about the use of coconuts so maybe they are really good at interneting IDK.
I don't recall if anything else of note happened....Fog yelled at us a lot to build stuff....some guy was swearing at us because we were blobby...OH. There was one guy who got all salt at Fog because Fog sieged a keep in a game about sieging keeps. Now normally you would expect this from the guys who owned the keep he was sieging, but it was like our own team mate. He felt that instead of using giant walls for defenses we should all line up in a field and take canon balls to the face. Clearly this guy never saw the patriot and is/was also an idiot. Fog was like 'maybe you should try to suck less at life' but using his own words which came out polite or whatever...speaking of which this dude has the patience of a saint. I mean, I barely have patience dealing with my own kids and here is fog leading 50 mostly-children around the map in warfare. To be fair I'm pretty sure my four year old is better than me at WvW so yeah it is even worse. And you can tell sometimes Fog is about to get pissed because the entire force decided to kill themselves for no reason, but then he chills and goes and cracks jokes and then apologies to us for us sucking.
Nice guy. I wonder where he keeps the bodies.