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How to cook a turkey.

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Oldmanjenkinz
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Posted On: 11/23/2013 at 07:53 PM

 

 

 How to cook a turkey.

step 1. Buy a turkey.

step 2. Have a glass of wine.

step 3. Stuff turkey.

step 4. Have a glass of wine.

step 5. Put turkey in the oven.

step 6.  Relax have a glass of wine.

step 7. Turk the basty.

step 8. Wine of glass another get.

step 9. Hunt for meat thermometer.

step 10. Glass yourself another pour of wine.

step 11. Bake the wine for four hours.

step 12. Take the oven out of the turkey.

step 13. Tet the sable.

step 14. Grab another worttle of bine.

step 15. Turk the carvey.

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Ceadda
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Replied On: 11/23/2013 at 09:48 PM PST
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Isn't step 16 Drink the glass of turkey?

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ThuddenBluhndr
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Replied On: 11/23/2013 at 10:14 PM PST
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My father always said, "You can't eat on an empty stomach."

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Oldmanjenkinz
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Replied On: 11/23/2013 at 10:17 PM PST

 LOL that would have been a perfect step 16.  LOL I have got to remember that saying Thudden.

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Replied On: 11/24/2013 at 08:58 AM PST
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LOL too funny!

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Replied On: 11/24/2013 at 08:08 PM PST
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This recipe reminds me of a chicken recipe I used while in the Army as a nurse.  It went as follows:

1. 1 chicken

2. 6 pack or half rack of beer depending on how many you serve...1 or 2 people

3. Pour 1 can of beer on chicken, then each drink one can

4.  Continue to drink the beer and at some time might add no more than 1/2 can to cooking chicken

5.  When all beer is consumed, chicken is done.

All I remember is no one ever complained of my chicken :)

 

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Valtyrian
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Replied On: 11/27/2013 at 04:37 PM PST
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Replied On: 11/27/2013 at 08:05 PM PST
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I think I fell off my chair laughing.

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Tayto
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Replied On: 11/28/2013 at 12:29 PM PST
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We use turkey bags at home.

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