Grumble An Mutter
By: Beetles
Bah, why is it always Bugman's this and Bugman's that if they weren't me cousins I had have beatin an brawled each and every one of the blond heads, sure as sure I would. But kins' kin I suppose and that be that so I guess Iw ill ahve to let it be.
OI...name's Beetles and I'm the runt of the litter, son of Olaf and Uli Bitterstout and one of the most guff an unruly sods you have had the pleasure to meet. The Bitterstouts are a fine a nobel clan of brewers from the eastern fringes of the Blackrock pass. Sure you say Bitterstout never heard of yeah and to that I say BAH!! Ask any engineer what fuel gets the fires burning or strips coopper wire clean an there be only one name what comes to mind. Sure as sure you've heard of me cousins the Bugmans and their fabled brew, now how does it go?? Oh yes "Bugman's best it'll put hair on yer chest" or some such nonsense and to that I say BAH! Bitterstout brew, what Bugman's puts on ya Bitterstout'll burn off, sure as sure!
In me younger days I was a fighter and not so much a winner if ya catch me drift. But that didn't matter none cause no matter how had I got whopped I got back into the fight. Dah always said I had the mentality of a Slayer without the shame, not sure if that was a compliment or not but I took it as such. I tried me hand at brewing and engineering but I never had the head for it. Then came the day they put an axe in me hand and gromril on me shoulders and told me to do me duty. I never had much or talent in much of anything but scrappin and drinking; but when they gave me the tools and the trade of Ironbreaker and greenskin killer I found me way and havn't stopped swingin to look back.
My names Beetles Bitterstout and YES my bite be worse than me bark, sure as sure!